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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!

" Everyone likes to say Hitler did this" and "Hitler did that". But the truth is Hitler did very little. He was a world class asshole, but the evil actually done, from the slave-labor camps to WW2 was all done by citizens who were afraid to question if what they were told by their government was the truth or not, and who because they did not want to admit to themselves that they were afraid to question the government, refused to see the truth behind the Reichstag Fire, refused to see the invasion by Poland was a staged fake, and followed Hitler into national disaster.

 

HUMOR AND SATIRE

Mar 11 21:03

CATS FOR GOLD!

Get Information Right Meow!

Mar 10 10:12

Economist Lewis Black Tells It Like It Is

Information Clearing House -- ADULT CONTENT WARNING: If you're not familiar with Lewis Black, I'd turn back if I were you.

Lewis Black is funny. Dangerously funny. That he has such a large audience and still packs plenty of politics in his shtick gives one hope for the fate of our sorry species. So I figured it's time I learned something from him.

Mar 10 10:10

TWO TOONS TODAY ~~ THE REAL THREAT TO PEACE

Mar 09 09:16

TIMELY TOON ~~ MURDER IN DUBAI

Murder in Dubai by Edna Spennato

Mar 05 22:32

Video satire: President Obama rejects the narrow, dogmatic views of the Jedi

*hyperlinks and video live at source*

Derrick C. Crowe’s latest 3-minute video below compares President Obama’s rejection speech of peace (and here) to the widely popular Star Wars artistic presentation of a republic descending into fascism.

The strategy to rip constitutional restraint in the story was a false flag attack, which is a distinct strategy planned for operation by the US government to kill Americans, blame Iran, and launch a “defensive” war.

CameronFanSite’s Channel presents a 10 minute artistic explanation of how governments use false flag attacks to create public support to wage Wars of Aggression, also below.

Please let Mr. Obama’s lies in his speech sink in and touch your heart’s passion for justice. He said,

Mar 05 11:13

Introducing the Beer Party!

The Tea Party movement not good enough for ya? Join Mike Church and Jack Hunter in the Beer Party 11 AM EST today:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...

Mar 05 09:43

‘Colbert Report’: Greece, Frightening

Sure, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein once crowed that his firm was “doing God’s work,” but, as Stephen Colbert points out here, Blankfein never actually specified which God he was talking about. Perhaps it was Hades, Greek god of the underworld. Given the state of the Greek economy, that may not be too much of a stretch.

Mar 04 09:01

A Parody on a Full Service Broker

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Are we sure this is a parody? :)

Mar 04 07:28

TOON OF THE DAY ~~ JOHN YOO @ TORTURE.COM

Mar 03 10:20

Obama caught Lip-Synching Speech

Obama caught Lip-Synching Speech

(SATIRE)
After Obama slips up during an address on health care, White House officials are forced to admit the president occasionally uses a backing track for important speeches. (There’s probably more truth here than people realize…. How much of a puppet is Barack Obama?)

Mar 03 09:47

What does Obama say to the whining tax payer?

Hey, he's imitating George Bush :)

Mar 02 20:21

US Economy Grinds to a Halt

"Though raising interest rates is unlikely at the moment, the Fed will of course act appropriately if we…if we…" said Bernanke, who then paused for a moment, looked down at his prepared statement, and shook his head in utter disbelief. "You know what? It doesn't matter. None of this—this so-called 'money'—really matters at all."

Mar 02 13:44

tehran iran dance 1

NWO, tell me again. Do they really hate America?

Mar 01 10:35

SNOWMAGEDDON ETIQUETTE - at work

Mar 01 10:29

bud light astroid meteor commercial super bowl 44 2010

Webmaster's Commentary: 

That's kinda what it was like here in Hawaii during the tsunami ripple on Saturday!

(Are these the same scientists who told us the Earth was gonna die from Carbon Dioxide?)

Feb 28 09:27

Buy, Buy American Pie

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Uncle Sam points out the problems we have when we buy cheap products from China. "Buy, Buy American Pie" was written and performed by the Capitol Steps. Visit them at www.CapSteps.com This is a parody and involves exageration. Tastykakes are made in the United States and not in China and definitely contain no harmful ingredients. Visit www.Tastykake.Com. Little Debbie is also located in the United States and not in China and their products contain no harmful ingredients. Visit www.LittleDebbie.Com.

Feb 28 09:18

OUR NEWEST WRH T-SHIRT!

Feb 26 12:49

FLASHBACK: CIA HUMAN RESOURCE EXPLOIT TRAINING MANUAL, 1983

Available in pdf or html form.

p.7, as you can see under the strikethrough:

"WHILE WE DO NOT STRESS THE USE OF COERCIVE TECHNIQUES, WE DO WANT TO MAKE YOU AWARE OF THEM AND THE PROPER WAY TO USE THEM"

becomes, after the proposed revision:

"WHILE WE DEPLORE THE USE OF COERCIVE TECHNIQUES, WE DO WANT TO MAKE YOU AWARE OF THEM SO THAT YOU MAY AVOID THEM."

Feb 26 08:12

TRAGIC BUSINESS BLUNDER #8346627635

Feb 25 10:15

The Simpsons Against the State

American culture has a populist libertarian streak that stretches back to colonial days. The "Don’t Tread on Me" spirit is clearly thriving in the delightful subversiveness of the longest running sitcom on television, The Simpsons. Although most of its writers are liberals, the reclusive John Swartzwelder is a hardcore libertarian and has been credited with writing the most Simpsons episodes. With the show having just celebrated its 20th anniversary, it would take an entire book to describe all of the episodes, characters, and gags with libertarian themes. Below, I summarize some of my favorites and explain their basis in truth.

Feb 25 06:31

Nuts in the News “Rapture” Edition

Nuts in the News "Rapture Edition"

You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
eternal-earthbound-pets.com

Feb 24 09:43

JibJab - Big Box Mart

Feb 23 09:36

PHOTO MONTAGES…. OBAMA’S DREAM AND AMERICA’S

Feb 23 07:50

Dick Cheney Gets Deferment Once Again, From Death

Webmaster's Commentary: 

I think Dick Cheney was just jealous over all the attention Bill Clinton was getting.

Feb 22 12:28

Evil Triumphs

When good men do nothing. So now the question is, are there any good men left after Joe Stack? The "yoke" of taxation has caused so many to up-rise and shed blood through out history one with a functioning brain might think maybe, just maybe, terrorizing the citizenry to extort taxes might not be the best of ideas, as this is exactly the IRS's method of operations, all the while trying to convince us it is voluntary. Yea right, try to opt out of this voluntary tax system and wind up dead, in prison, or with an asshole a 747 can fly through sideways. That is your options. You can volunteer to drop out of the income tax shakedown if you like the idea of being a worm farm.

Feb 20 15:37

The Looming Threat Of Terrorists In Small Aircraft And Cars

The deliberate suicide crash bombing by a domestic terrorist pilot of a small plane into an IRS building in Austin, Texas has exposed a grave failure of the Homeland Security Department to protect us Americans from the threat posed by the virtually unregulated use in this country of small aircraft.

Feb 20 15:19

A Better Climate-Change Bill: It's Time For Congress To Ban Snow

....the problem of unregulated snow can no longer be ignored. It's time for Congress to set limits on the crystalline mayhem descending through the atmosphere and disrupting the lives of hardworking Americans.

Certainly, snow-control legislation would require political will and bipartisan support. But if today's policymakers don't put an end to snowstorms, these boom-and-bust blizzards will continue to undermine our nation's growth and prosperity.

Feb 20 09:57

Know a possible al Qaeda sympathizer? Turn them in!

Via Lew Rockwell

Do you know somebody--perhaps, somebody you don't like--who you think is an al Qaeda sympathizer? Then turn them into the Department of Homeland Security immediately!

Signs of being an al Qaeda sympathizer/Islamofascist:

Feb 20 09:46

Summer of Rage

Seems Joe Stack got tired of the overreach of the government. The Austin, Texas IRS/CIA/FBI building just got slammed by Joe after he burned the house down and went all kamikaze on Big Brother. Would it be wrong to call this person a freedom loving patriot? Now we get to watch the the media spin about how horrible of a person to do such a terrible thing to our benevolent handlers. Of course they are going to say this is another nut job that had a long history of pills, porn and puppy murders, guns in his house!

Feb 20 01:28

Wake Up America: The Looming Threat of Terrorists in Small Aircraft... and Cars

The deliberate suicide crash bombing by a domestic terrorist pilot of a small plane into an IRS building in Austin, Texas has exposed a grave failure of the Homeland Security Department to protect us Americans from the threat posed by the virtually unregulated use in this country of small aircraft.

Feb 19 08:37

Good evening, and welcome to WTFN’s inaugural Oscar preview show.

MK: “The Academy created The Leni precisely to avoid the kind of tasteless spectacle we saw at the Screen Actors Guild Awards. By honouring Inglourious Basterds SAG enphasized the image of Hollywood as a holocaust propaganda factory. To all intents and purposes, SAG seems to be forcing us to respect Inglourious Basterds as a legitimate film, rather than the Grand Guignol schlock it really is. I have had to sit through scores of World War II/holocaust films in my career, and none can compare to this one’s reprehensible dishonesty. Shame on SAG!”

Feb 18 21:39

eBay! Get Your Exploding IRS Bank!!!!!!!!

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Only 25 left!

Feb 18 12:09

Summer of Rage

Seems someone got tired of the overreach of the government. Breaking news is the Austin IRS/CIA/FBI building just got slammed by a person that burned the house down and went all kamikaze into Big Brother. Would it be wrong to call this person a freedom loving patriot? Now we get to watch the the media spin about how horrible of a person to do such a terrible thing to our benevolent handlers.

Feb 18 10:11

Crash Babies

Wow, I think I woke up on a different planet this morning. There has been economic crashes, rumors of crashes, but damn man some huge players are saying "IT IS GOING TO CRASH." One heavy weight to check in is Barton Biggs, former head of Morgan Stanley who says here and I quote "Insure yourself against war and disaster by buying a remote farm or ranch and stocking it with ``seed, fertilizer, canned food, wine, medicine, clothes, etc. because tshtf is coming.'' Now if I am not mistaken, Mr Biggs is telling us to bug-out. Well that is all good and swell there Biggs, but what of us poor people that don't have the money to find a nice plot of dirt with Xe mercs to set up the perimeter?

Feb 18 09:52

The debt crisis facing the Euro?

Feb 17 19:40

U.S. Economy Grinds To Halt As Nation Realizes Money Just A Symbolic, Mutually Shared Illusion

Bernanke, who then paused for a moment, looked down at his prepared statement, and shook his head in utter disbelief. "You know what? It doesn't matter. None of this--this so-called 'money'--really matters at all."

"It's just an illusion," a wide-eyed Bernanke added as he removed bills from his wallet and slowly spread them out before him. "Just look at it: Meaningless pieces of paper with numbers printed on them. Worthless."

Feb 16 11:50

A GIFT OF ART FROM CARLOS LATUFF

Our Associate Carlos Latuff wants you to have his artwork and to use it whenever possible on your own sites….

Download for free zip files containing high-resolution artworks
(cartoons, photomontages, comics) produced by me from 2002 to March, 2008. All the artworks can be freely reproduced, without my formal permission.

Click on the following links and save the files:

Feb 15 13:54

How To Destroy a 9/11 Truther

Feb 15 08:15

CLIMATEGATE - Frozen Wasteland

Feb 14 17:57

"Dude, are you like from the National Geographic or something?!?!?"

Feb 13 07:44

George Carlin on Airport Security

Feb 10 14:25

Robin Williams on Obama and Bush

This is a very funny stand up comedy with Williams.

Feb 10 11:05

WEDNESDAY’S OBAMATOON ~~ OVERFEEDING THE OVERFED

Feb 09 08:00

TUESDAY’S TOON ~~ UNCLE OBAMA’S CABIN

Feb 08 11:04

http://tshtf.blogspot.com/2010/01/lost-in-illusion.html

Remember who won the Supper Bowl in 1998? No fair to Google it. Does it matter now? So really, does it matter? Did the world stop turning because YOUR team won/lost/tied? The term sports fan is short for fanatic which refers to a frenzied state, in the same category as lunatic, aka insane. Holding this thought, lets journey into the realm of the acceptable insane. Lost in an illusion.

http://tshtf.blogspot.com/2010/01/lost-in-illusion.html

Feb 08 09:56

MONDAY’S OBAMATOON ~~ OLD AFGHAN PROVERB

Feb 05 09:46

FLASHBACK (HUMOR): "Tax Relief"

The Onion's version of the
President's Weekly Radio Address, 4/11/06

linked as response to the 'prepay taxes' - obviously itself an attempt at humor

Feb 05 09:43

OBAMATOON ~~ AN UNEXPECTED VISIT FROM MALCOLM X

Feb 05 09:29

Osama endorses Obama's "kill Americans" plan: "Waste 'em all and let God sort 'em out!"

Supporters of President Obama were shocked and dismayed yesterday by a Washington Post report that the President has embraced Bush's policy of killing US citizens allegedly involved in terrorist actions abroad. But it now appears that Obama has received enthusiastic support from an unexpected source: Osama Bin Laden himself.

In a new audiotape delivered by bearded courier to TruthJihad.com, the reclusive al-Qaeda leader is heard enthusiastically endorsing Obama's "kill Americans" policy.

Feb 03 08:28

TIMELY TOON ~~ THE CHANGE IS FINALLY HERE…… BUT NOT THE ONE WE EXPECTED

Feb 01 13:02

Fake Holocaust Memoir to Become a Movie

25 Year-Old’s “Holocaust Memoir” To Become Movie

“Fake Shmake, We’ve Got to Keep Team ‘Caust Cool” says Producer

By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved

Feb 01 09:33

Snow Storm in Virginia: Al Gore's Rebuttal

Al Gore: Snow? I don't see any snow! Ohhhhh that white stuff on the ground you mean? Ohhh, THAT'S actually the O-Zone deteriorating and falling to the Earth in flakes cause it's like a billion degrees up there. Ya see, I'm sorta like a scientist, with the only exception being, I am nothing like a scientist.

Feb 01 09:09

Bin Laden issues threat over Super Bowl 44

"Americans would do well to avoid cheering for the Indianapolis Colts," was the message found by Rita Katz of SITE, an Israeli Jew who has been on the FBI's payroll and who cruises Internet forums, looking for hot topics.

"I and the Prophet (PBUH) have decreed that the saintly New Orleans Saints to be the winner, that is what my fatwa says," added Bin Laden.

Webmaster's Commentary: 

When the quarterback uncorks the long bomb, DUCK!

Feb 01 01:15

Sunday Funnys

Clips

American Dad :
CIA Agents are suppose to distribute crack not smoke it

Cleveland show :
Blackwater Afghanistan Heroin

Family Guy :
Ohio vote Fraud

9/11 Israel

Jan 31 13:36

"i-Bailout" - CNN - Anti-Fed iPhone Game Ap - Ron Paul in Trailer

Hey, all, I'm the designer and producer of iBailout!! and am a former Ron Paul '08 intern from the campaign's Michigan HQ in Detroit.

iBailout!! represents a completely new and pop culture form of anti-Fed resistance and chock full of the good doctor's (and others) great messages.

Please check it out and help spread the word far and wide.

Jan 31 12:43

Newest What Really Happened T-shirt

TSA: Tourism Suppression Agency

Webmaster's Commentary: 

JUST the thing to wear to the airport!

Jan 30 18:12

Monsanto Runs for Senate

With the recent Supreme Court ruling giving corporations ”personhood“ and the same “freedom of speech” (sic) rights as individuals and no limits on campaign spending, genetically-modified simulated food giant Monsanto has thrown its corporate hats into the ring and declared itself and subsidiaries a candidate for the U.S. Senate seat in farm-rich Kansas.

Monsanto Senate Campaign spokesman “Frank the Farmer” Farmerino finally revealed the company’s platform in this fall’s race for the U.S. Senate in Kansas. “It makes more sense, at least to those of us in the corporate world, than the (traditional fertilizer) coming out of individual politicians.” When asked to explain, Farmerino simply said: “it is what it is”.

Here is what it is:

Jan 29 15:14

"Ideal Drug?" All Side Effects

By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved

Drug companies in recent years have continually improved their “treatment to side effect ratio” and poured millions into marketing new conditions, such as last year’s wildly popular “RLS – restless leg syndrome,” which returned millions more. They have finally come up with what they termed their “ideal drug”, one that treats nothing and has only side effects.

Jan 29 11:59

Murray Hill, Incorporated for congress

Until now, corporations only influenced politics with high-paid lobbyists and backroom deals. But today, thanks to an enlightened supreme court, corporations now have all the rights the founding fathers meant for us. That's why Murray Hill Incorporated is taking democracy's next step-- running for Congress.

Jan 29 11:10

THE CASE TO LEGALISE MEDICAL MARIJUANA

Webmaster's Commentary: 

It would certainly delay the revolution!

"Marijuana swept the neighborhood, and gang fighting went away!" -- George Carlin

Jan 29 07:30

Grand Canyon and Yellowstone put up for sale by feds on EBay

Washington--The Interior Department announced today that keeping in line with President Obama's spending freeze, the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone, two of the most beloved national parks in America, will be put up for sale on EBay.

"We think this is a win-win situation for everyone", said Ken Salazar the president's Secretary of the Interior. He further stated that the federal government would no longer need to support these aging relics and that the money received on the sale would go immediately to paying off our debt to the Federal Reserve.

"Besides, Americans won't actually lose these icons, as there will be a virtual simulation of both put on the Internet to visit and view anytime you want. For a nominal fee, of course."

Jan 28 08:31

A little pricey, but we may need it soon!

Jan 27 15:34

Change? What Change?

In light of tonight's State of the Union address by “President” Obama, I'd like you to see my essay entitled “WHAT IF OBAMA HAD WON THE ELECTION”.

http://wp.me/pKBYM-8c

And a video entitled “American Twilight Zone”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncyDKgEpE9c

Jan 27 10:27

SNEAK PREVIEW OF THE STATE OF THE UNION!

Jan 27 07:38

Bin Laden Claims Responsibility for Balloon Boy Hoax

Jan 26 14:39

YouTube: Creators Provide Content for Free, Google Profits

YouTube has countless videos online, and, while there may be a statistically negligible percentage of creators who actually generate revenue, most videos are posted for free. Google, which owns YouTube, profits from advertising. It's the world's first TV network that doesn't pay for programming.

Maybe it's time for a YouTube Creators' Bailout?

http://wp.me/pKBYM-9R

Jan 26 13:24

Plans for alien contact found wanting

Sub head line:

Governments lack frameworks to respond to discoveries.

Sorry mike, i know you are allergic to this topic but i find it quit
amusing that they expect the government to come up with something clever...

Jan 25 12:03

OSAMA BIN LADEN: Behind the Madness

Jan 25 08:55

Finalists in "Name the shills" contest

Co-Intel-Hoes
13% (81 votes)
Cass’s Asses
3% (19 votes)
dim-minion
3% (19 votes)
ratanus
2% (14 votes)
persons of facade
3% (16 votes)
Cassmole
0% (1 vote)
Cassholes
15% (92 votes)
Phone Drone
3% (16 votes)
Dingoes (Disinfo government operatives)
23% (145 votes)
doodlewackers
4% (26 votes)
Dialwads
0% (3 votes)
COINTEL-Trolls
10% (66 votes)
Schizonaut
3% (18 votes)
CIA "cognitive infiltrator assholes"
11% (67 votes)
babblers.
2% (12 votes)
czarpologist
3% (17 votes)
Postules
2% (12 votes)
Schizozite
1% (6 votes)
Total votes: 630
Jan 25 08:22

Oscar Preview

MK: “Two years ago, the Academy came to the belated realization that holocaust movies and documentaries are getting a disproportionate amount of nominations just because of their subject matter. Moreover, many of these films are thematically repetitious, stereotypical and historically dubious. They don’t so much present historical entertainment as they do historical dogma. As such, they constitute propaganda. Of course, you can criticize any film genre, but since the U.S. movie industry is dominated by a hierarchy of Jews, many of whom support Israel, the Academy felt that holocaust movie genre was compromising the aesthetic and moral integrity of the awards. Therefore, it decided to create a special category for holocaust-themed propaganda—‘The Leni’ for short.”

...

Jan 24 14:35

Taxman Obama vs Rx

Jan 24 13:18

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD
Published January 23, 2010
–And, finally… the best for last
–Last night, I was became so depressed thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Israel, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!

Jan 24 10:07

MasterLard

Jan 24 07:46

Taxman Obama vs Rx

Jan 23 08:00

The Day ObamaCare Died - Sung by Barack Obama

Jan 22 11:35

Congress of the United States for sale on eBay!

Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that whoever has the most money has the right to buy the most legislation, we offer this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for the Wall Street executive, insurance industry CEO, oil company investor, corporate polluter or Washington lobbying firm to truly have it all at a bargain price.

You are bidding on the Congress of the United States. The winning bidder will tell the Congress how to vote on every issue in Washington affecting your industry or personal income. You will tell them how to vote, and they will vote according to your instructions, once they receive the money of the winning bidder.

Webmaster's Commentary: 

We need to replace all the light bulbs in Congress with red ones ... if you get my drift.

Jan 20 14:12

Final Season Of 'Lost' Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever ...

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Hey, if Damon and Carlton think it's cool ...

Jan 18 22:34

Homeland Security Informercial “24” Back on Fox, This Year: Drones

FOX's Homeland Security Informercial Series “24” is back, same lack of logic, same turgid dialogue, same ass-whooping torture advocacy and this year? Drones are good.

For my longer look at this show:

http://wp.me/pKBYM-8B

Jan 18 22:34

Homeland Security Informercial “24” Back on Fox, This Year: Drones

FOX's Homeland Security Informercial Series “24” is back, same lack of logic, same turgid dialogue, same ass-whooping torture advocacy and this year? Drones are good.

For my longer look at this show:

http://wp.me/pKBYM-8B

Jan 18 22:34

Homeland Security Informercial “24” Back on Fox, This Year: Drones

FOX's Homeland Security Informercial Series “24” is back, same lack of logic, same turgid dialogue, same ass-whooping torture advocacy and this year? Drones are good.

For my longer look at this show:

http://wp.me/pKBYM-8B

Jan 17 09:20

Satan Writes a Letter to Pat Robertson

You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad....

Jan 16 14:11

CIA Looking for Bin Laden on Craigslist!

The CIA is finally scraping the bottom of the barrel in their hunt for "Osama bin Laden" -- a lookalike that is. Since the real CIA employee has been dead for some years, the agency needs some better lookalikes for their "Bin Laden Video" franchise.

To see their actual ad:

http://wp.me/pKBYM-7X

Jan 15 16:54

"Federal (sic) Reserve" to Sell Ads on Currency

The "Federal (sic) Reserve" (which is every bit as "Federal" as Federal Express) today announced that it would redesign currency by selling ads on each bill. The new one dollar bill will no longer feature Father of Our Country George Washington but instead jovial spokesclown Ronald McDonald.

The new currency's name will also reflect the standing of U.S. Dollars today and will be called "Ronald McDollars".

For exclusive sneak peeks at the new currency and more:

http://wp.me/pKBYM-7t

Jan 15 14:48

Pesky Iraqi Roadrunner Outwits Well-Armed Wile.E. US Coyotes

It seems that the United States military has all the sophisticated and powerful weaponry needed to defeat less well-armed opponents but it never seems to work out that way. Remember, the U.S. was founded in part by a guerilla style army defying the established concepts of warfare.

Here's my take on this scenario. Let's learn the lessons from our own cartoons.

http://wp.me/pKBYM-7i

Jan 15 13:25

Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Växjö in south central Sweden collapsed.

the gravity hate us because our freedom...

Jan 14 07:09

The Atheist Camel and Other Inventive Resources for the Rapture-Minded

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, a network of committed animal activists and atheists, will adopt your pet for a mere mortal $110 if you are Raptured within the next 10 years - or, as they put it, "we will step in when you step up to Jesus." No joke. No hoax. So help us God. Or whatever.

Jan 14 06:06

'We will be there': Blair gave secret pledge to Bush on Iraq war, Campbell reveals

Former No 10 communications chief Alastair Campbell gives insight into correspondence with White House in months before start of war in 2003 which led to Saddam Hussein's removal